Doreen's Blog or...

DIARY OF A HAS BEEN

Once I was beautiful, and semi famous and semi rich. You know, for about 15 minutes.

I was recruited by an unspecified agency of an unspecified government and sent to unspeified London. Bobby and Birdie, my best friends at the time were recruited too. And I got a thousand pound bonus for recommending each of them. But they don't know that.

ANYWAY, now they are gone and so is most of my contact with the outside world - physically that is. I know EVERYTHING because I can see ALL the world from my bed with my perfect chips. But that's another story.

When I do go out I often encounter strange and bizarre situations. Like who doesn't? And that's what this virtual space offers. A place to talk about it. I like to complain a lot. Its fun to let it out. So why don't you join me?

By the way, that picture of me on the left. Well, it isn't very recent. But then again what is reality? You never know!